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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

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I'm a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor

  • It's the final countdown.

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  • So tomorrow we're seeing a headline saying "It is with great pain that we announce that Bitch Mitch has left us after battling for his dear life during the last months"?

    Truth is, this could be what actually happened, meaning they kept him on life support and pulled the plug as soon as the time was up for the special election.

    Everyone involved, including the hospital, should be prosecuted for treason but eh... in Magastan that doesn't happen

  • PANAMA CANAL: COMING SOON

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  • I want to see him forcefully open the canal during El Niño. I'm gonna laugh so hard when ships start sinking and the canal must close for an even longer period that it would have been without his meddlings.

  • Sony doubles down. Only responds to their investors, not the consumers. I've never bought a digital console title. That will continue.

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  • Indie doesn't mean "small and pixel art game". It means the studio is independent. Kingdom Come and BG3 were made by independent studios with little to no help from pubblishers (if any at all).

    The rest you mentioned at max could be considered AA or simply A games IF there was a pubblisher behind them helping with development. What you said was a world of AAA games aside those mentioned is actually a world out there aside AAA games.

  • googly-eyed chud

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  • They will focus on corruption, just... not THEIR corruption.

    Just you wait till they find that democrat that went to a local bar where they are friends with the owner and didn't pay the coffee they had because the owner felt like treating them. You'll see the whole FBI going after them.

  • iOS 27 code suggests Apple could restrict leased devices after missed payments

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  • They don't need to do it. It's the possibility of doing it what is already wrong. What happens if pedohitler decides that he needs to shutdown the phones for some bullshit reason before the midterms? You think apple won't bow and do as daddy trump says?

    This is a major concern because it's written in the OS directly. It's not just something they install in your phone if it's a lease meaning that even if your phone is not leased, they can do it.

  • Gruesome image shows hiker who was impaled on walking pole but trekked 10 miles down to avoid cost of helicopter evacuation

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  • I'm just wondering why every thing in the medical field immediately costs 10x as much as it needs to.

    Because capitalism.

  • DEF CON bans Meta-style 'pervert glasses'

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  • Yeah, but you can't enter with your car in a public restroom.

  • New NHL broadcasting agreement

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  • Europeans trying to watch all their football team's games:

    Just two subs?!?!

  • Gen Z adults are staying away from churches because of Trump - LGBTQ Nation

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  • "The guy who raped kids is considered one of the best christians" is an extremely convincing argument for making you atheist.

  • FIFA plan for Kushner-backed $20 billion operation to run World Cup meets fury from Europe’s UEFA

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  • Pedohitler and his friend are doing more for the demise of the football through corruption than anyone else, I for once am glad. Can't wait for this circus to crumble.

  • True

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  • Most of my coworkers tell me I'm weird because of my morning routine. I have a 30 min commute to work but I wake up 2 hours before work and, apparently, that's not normal because I should be waking up 35 minutes before work, rush to the workplace to check in just in time and then start my day.

    But you know? Waking up with time, enjoying my breakfast, taking care of myself with my skin routine without having to rush and then leaving to work knowing that I am on time even if something happens gives me a peace of mind that they simply can't understand.

  • U.S. Pauses Bombing Iran After Officials Warn Trump About Dwindling Munitions Stockpiles

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  • Everyone is saying this war is stupid, pointless, useless... but have you ever considered how important it is for Pedohitler to distract people from the fact that

    HE AND HIS FRIENDS FUCKING RAPED KIDS???

  • US citizen charged after GrapheneOS phone wipes during airport search

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  • In my case, I'd be suspicious even with a phone since I use a grapheneOS pixel, don't have any social media outside this (which, by the way was created with a burner email) and rarely take pictures of anything (i have a polaroid for that). My phone would look suspicious AF just because how barebones it is so at that point, if I absolutely had to go there, I wouldn't bring it with me and take my chances.

  • Cultural differences

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  • We have a few in Spanish, one of my favourites is "Donde Cristo perdió el mechero": Where Christ lost his lighter.

  • US citizen charged after GrapheneOS phone wipes during airport search

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  • I can't be 100% sure because the company I work for has now some ties to the US so there is a very remote possibility that one day I'll have to go there for work, but yeah, that would be the only way I'd go there.

  • Hooray!

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  • To be fair, he said "you'll get tired of winning". What he didn't specify is who were included in that "you".

  • What's going on with Tesseract and why are people upset?

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  • Long story short:

    A snowflake created a frontend for lemmy in which they added a hidden blacklist of communities, people and even words that were shadowbanned for everyone using it without informing first, so if you used it, you'd be seeing a censored version of the fediverse based solely on one person's opinion about what you should be seeing there.

    Some smart people discovered this and the community didn't take it too well for how it was made (in particular, how it was not optional but forced on the user).

    The dev of the frontend wasn't happy about it and ragequitted with a letter in which they basically say that we are all mad here (except them) and that the fediverse can't be saved because we are all pissed about this (as if they were our one and only saviour or some crap).

    Edit: forgot to add: of course, the people and communities targeted on the ban were, coincidentally, lgbtq or allies and you know, anything that would piss a fascist.

  • Jail life not very alpha...

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  • No, on the contrary, I think that he fled to the US so he could avoid an European prison and he ended in an US ohe which is worse than any European prison he would have ended in.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • See? In their logic, to be white, you can't be autistic, so it's one or the other, but not both. Choose, you want to be white? Or autistic?

  • AntiTrumpAlliance @lemmy.world
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    Trump takes back the 20% fee to cross the Hormutz strait 24 hours after announcing it

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    ‘I made them do it’ – Donald Trump takes credit for FIFA decision to overturn Folarin Balogun ban

    sports.yahoo.com /articles/made-them-donald-trump-takes-152442585.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Pentagon bans press photographers over ‘unflattering’ photos of Hegseth: report

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/pentagon-press-photographers-hegseth-photo-b2936569.html
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    Spain's government denies cooperating with US operations in Mideast, contradicting White House

    apnews.com /article/iran-trump-spain-war-sanchez-bases-26c3132777225c4e473f090b7ab07037
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

    www.windowslatest.com /2026/03/02/microsoft-gets-tired-of-microslop-bans-the-word-on-its-discord-then-locks-the-server-after-backlash/
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    House Republicans call to investigate Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show over 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts'

    ew.com /house-republicans-call-for-investigation-of-bad-bunny-super-bowl-halftime-show-11904174
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Trump receives trophy as he’s named ‘Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal’

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-clean-coal-white-house-meeting-b2918708.html