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TotallyNotSpez

@ AbsolutelyNotSpez @lemmy.world

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  • I wasn't mocking your English skills. 🤭😅

  • Dogs @lemmy.world
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    Sleepy dog on holidays

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  • Are you on crack?

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  • Those only occur thanks to shitty people who didn't train and / or treat the dogs properly.

  • A customer decided to play bob ross with a tampon

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  • In one of my regular dive bars, the ladies’ toilets were so filthy on a regular basis that all the women ended up using the men’s toilets.

  • Spider-Man helps person in wheelchair cross street in Arkansas (VIDEO)

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  • With great power comes great responsibility.

  • Some tough gagh to swallow

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  • Unironically, Threshold is one of my favourite Star Trek episodes of all time. It's just interesting to watch Paris going through all the body horror changes.

  • Got any games on your phone?

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  • It is possible to passionately disagree about the subject of air fryers

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  • Unexpected Star Trek: Enterprise reference.

  • Sláinte I'm a Romulan

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  • :D

  • Sláinte I'm a Romulan

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  • Why does Picard, the most Frenchman, speak with such a posh British accent? ^^

  • Did you attend your high school reunion? Why or Why not?

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  • I did, but undercover. It was hilarious!

    A lot changed in my life after graduation, including my first name and my surname (the latter due to marriage, the first thanks to deed poll, I always disliked the name my parents gave me...).

    A few dear old friends from school knew about me living abroad, about all the other changes going on in my life and since all of us were the weird folks back then, we decided to prank everyone else big time.

    So, I went there as a friend of one attending. Fricking no one recognised me. Not a soul. But they kept asking why person x was the only one no one found contact details of online, or any other way of contact. The person they knew just disappeared into thin air after graduation.

    A big mystery no one could figure out who wasn't in on the ruse. Some great theories we've overheard that evening included, but were not limited to:

    A) dead

    B) in prison

    C) became a hermit

    I stood right next to those people I went to school with for over 10 years, some I knew even longer.

    It was a fun challenge for me keeping a straight face for the entire evening while drinks were also involved. Not one person could figure out they knew me in the first place. :D

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  • Her rescue transport had to make an unplanned pit stop at the Bringloidi colony.

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    Brighter days linked to better sleep, study finds

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  • The dumbest thing I've heard in a long time! Even with the blinds down and wearing a sleep mask from May until late August, I keep waking up at 5 fecking o'clock thanks to the bloody bastard sun beams or just early dawn in general. It also takes me ages to fall asleep thanks to late dusk and the bloody heat. Fuck you, summertime!

  • Irish datacenters now guzzle 23% of the country's electricity

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  • Best Star Trek Captain (wrong answers only)

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  • Cheddar at punk rock concerts yesterday

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  • Dogs @lemmy.world
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    Cheddar at punk rock concerts yesterday

  • Are you going to watch the football tonight?

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  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Uhm, good luck with that, captain...

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Captain, our sensors detect a power level increase of 150 million on the holodeck!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    And so it begins...

  • Connect for Lemmy App @lemmy.ca
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    Bug report: Dowloads

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Including the Green Andorians

  • Actually Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Fuck you, Vodafone!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Flip-flopping into the turbolift

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    S6E19 - Pie Lessons

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @piefed.world
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    Klingon wisdom of the day

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Spock, you sly dog...

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    They are free, you can just pick them up on Romulus!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Careful now

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Go Chile! 🇨🇱 World Cup 2026! ⚽️🏆

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Stupid sexy Shran...

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Shut up, Porthos!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    You son of a bitch, I'm in!