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Snort_Owl [they/them]

@ Snort_Owl @hexbear.net

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  • Marvel is so ebic 😎

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  • catch up with what? Its like 1 sentence to summarise each movie that wasn't even worth watching to begin with.

  • 👉⠀⠀

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  • Now the question is it going towards Andover or Basingstoke

  • Im a conservative.

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  • Trotposting

  • All they care about is civility, not competence

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  • There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

  • We really lost something when handhelds stopped being pocketable. (a rant)

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  • My ayn odin 2 mini with gamenative almost fits the pocketable niche that I wanted. Main downside is android is ASSCHEEKS and really gets in the way sometimes, but proprietary qualcomm means rocknix has issues that mean its only really good for experimenting not daily usage.

    Im hoping as gamenative gets better i can basically close my eyes and pretend i have a psvita again.

  • Sunday is Gaming Day: What Are You Playing Weekly Thread

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  • Boardgame irl but looking at getting the digital version

  • Final Fantasy 7 Revelation director says each character in the RPG only has 4 jobs because making games is so much harder now

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  • If they could stop filling each entry with 700 hours of crap filler there might be less work to do

  • Even this is too much. Most yuri don't even have male characters lol

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  • This is what straight men look like to me

  • Cats are revolutionary and dogs are reactionary

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  • Those people get a dog purely for the joy of ordering something around that cant choose otherwise and get a kick out of a creature liking them for no good reason. Cats are antithetical to that because they wont do what you want ever.

    Not saying all dog people are like that though, many are super chill but I have met a lot of extremely unpleasant dog people whereas cat fanatics are just silly like me. For negative feelings towards dogs its mostly not trusting other people’s dog until I know they dont want maul me to death while the owner laughs and does absolutely nothing to stop it.

  • Unlimited PTO has to be horseshit right?

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  • Its a scam to pressure you into taking less holiday

  • Sunday is Gaming Day: What Are You Playing Weekly Thread

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  • I am playing twighlight struggle the board game for the first time and its genuinely brilliant. Its like Risk but not shit, naturally i am playing NATO and i have europe, asia and africa on lock rn expanding in central america. It appears using actual american cold war foreign policy works

    Edit: I won. America reigns supreme

    Actually i ignored south America completely, dont overstretch your empire folks

  • Owls watching a bug

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  • The Who

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    Look at my Kittens - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-7th of August 2026

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  • Shan’t can’t and wan’t

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    Look at my Kittens - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-7th of August 2026

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  • Filled wid vinegar. I had one cool dream it was me being agent 47 in my offtime from work for some reason and it meant i could instantly change clothes like my favourite barcode man

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    Look at my Kittens - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-7th of August 2026

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  • But i can already beam my thoughts into your head

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    Look at my Kittens - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-7th of August 2026

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  • I’ve never really understood the format

  • Purple's not real, bro. It's just blue and red.

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  • What about magenta? Its not even real. Anyway my favourite colour is ultraviolet cos i removed the uv filters from my eyes

  • Purple's not real, bro. It's just blue and red.

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  • Monarchist bisexual lighting

  • Owls watching a bug

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  • memes @hexbear.net
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    Naming my new band “poo in the moshpit”

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    Would you rather a green yuri daughter or blue yaoi son?

  • music @hexbear.net
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    The enshittification of Muse

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    Separate the shart from the shartist

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    It's the early 2000s and your parents are taking you to Legoland and you're tasked picking some CD's for the car journey what are you bringing?

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    Something i want to run and see is a music discussion. I love music more than anything its my center and the music comm is barely used or seen

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    When I finally get the hopelessness and loneliness and despair from death stranding 2. A true homage to sadness

    music.youtube.com /watch
  • neurodiverse @hexbear.net
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    Me looking in the mirror as every single person I’ve ever gotten along with gets and ADHD diagnosis one by one

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    Jared Kushner phonk edit

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    There are three types of men

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    Anyone interested in tea 4 tea?

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    Make me a mod of something I yearn to have the power

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    Paul Blart Line Manager

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    Baked beanchester

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    Im a bit of a chemical centrist. Im neither acid not alkaline, I instead take the good parts from acid and the good parts from alkaline and mix them together. You could say I’m quite neutral

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    Mfw I say to a colleague I act like a clown as a defense mechanism and they reply “I don’t find you to be that funny”

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    Luck is real. Its just that its a rare finite resource and I used all of it on CSGO cases

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    Why is it called yuri on ice and not yaoi on ice?

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    It was me. I shitted on the lettuce

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    What if instead of Dort_Owl it was Dortacus_Owl?