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  • You were warned. 😂

    About what? The dangers of using a stupid profile pic template on social media half a decade ago? It's sad how desperate these anti-vaxxers are for a win.

  • Given how much McDonald's Trump eats, odds are he'd still win it under those rules.

  • Limited edition/novelty snack flavors are never good. No matter how many mediocre snacks I've had to finish over the years I never learn my lesson.

  • Oh no... I hope this doesn't jeopardize the annual FIFA Peace Prize that was totally going to happen next year and wasn't just some one-off openly corrupt bullshit meant to stroke the ego of a senile narcissist.

  • News @lemmy.world

    Infantino abandons plans to sell World Cup profits to private equity following massive pushback

    apnews.com /article/world-cup-infantino-fifa-investors-8aba1b529f220c27d02d326e8fd9e377
  • The reason the manager didn’t do that is because this is a screenshot of a fake conversation.

  • I'm not a historian and I got the joke just fine. ..Oh no...

  • the most real place on the internet

    I guess they can't really call themselves "the front page of the internet" now that they're throwing everything behind a login wall, but damn, I can't imagine something more soulless and uninteresting than that line.

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Pharmaceutical Ad Urges Viewers To Fight Doctors Who Say Drug Not Right For Them

    theonion.com /pharmaceutical-ad-urges-viewers-to-fight-doctors-who-say-drug-not-right-for-them/
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    “Nuh-Uh,” “Not It,” And Other New Pentagon Strategies For Winning At War

    www.mcsweeneys.net /articles/nuh-uh-not-it-and-other-new-pentagon-strategies-for-winning-at-war
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    ‘If we let them tax people worth more than £10m, where does it end?’ asks Reform voter still two years from paying off his sofa

    newsthump.com /2026/07/24/if-we-let-them-tax-people-worth-more-than-10m-where-does-it-end-asks-reform-voter-still-two-years-from-paying-off-his-sofa/
  • Sometimes I wonder what would've happened if Ray Romano had never been fired from NewsRadio and replaced by Joe Rogan early into production. He might've remained some vaguely amusing meathead opening for more talented comics at 'The Comedy Store' to this day... And the world might've been spared from 9 seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond.

  • Oh for sure, that was my point. Tobey's Peter Parker had to work normal jobs. Tom's Peter Parker hasn't... I'm hoping Brand New Day will give us at least a glimpse of a Peter Parker that has to worry about normal obligations that aren't just interpersonal relationships.

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  • Archaeology @mander.xyz

    Angola's oldest burials, including its only known ancient cremation, uncovered at a 15th-century site doomed by a dam

    phys.org /news/2026-07-angola-oldest-burials-ancient-cremation.html
  • I'm so happy to see "Life with Louie" included in this meme. I loved that show as kid, but it seems like it's been lost amid nostalgia for better shows from the era. It was still pretty fuckin' good and deserves to be remembered, though.

  • I don't know about this meme... At one point Tobey's Spider-Man was delivering pizzas to survive, and he got fired because he was doing Spider-Man stuff on the clock. Dude had an asshole landlord too. Tom Holland's Peter Parker hasn't even scratched the surface of Tobey's "young NYC guy" struggles yet.

  • Enough Musk Spam @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk's Cybertruck Flops Harder Than the Ford Edsel as SpaceX Artificially Pads Sales Numbers

    www.ibtimes.co.uk /tesla-cybertruck-sales-struggles-ford-edsel-comparison-1810289
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    “The Matrix is trying to force me to wear clothes that fit” yells Andrew Tate

    chaser.com.au /general-news/the-matrix-is-trying-to-get-me-to-wear-clothes-that-fit-yells-andrew-tate/
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Government withdraws subpoenas of 3 reporters for The New York Times after admitting legal errors

    apnews.com /article/usmediatimesair-force-one-42429e4d4da8accc42b6c3ddf3f4fed5
  • News @lemmy.world

    Minnesota man gets life in prison for assassinating Democratic lawmaker

    www.reuters.com /legal/government/minnesota-man-faces-life-prison-assassinating-democratic-lawmaker-2026-07-23/
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs

    theonion.com /u-s-mint-unveils-series-of-gold-coins-commemorating-presidents-extramarital-affairs/
  • lol, definitely a relevant name for this piece! The Hard Times is actually one of my favorite satire sites. Unfortunately their output has slowed in the last year. But when they do post something new it’s usually amusing enough to share here.

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each Soldier

    thehardtimes.net /breaking/hegseth-to-personally-test-erection-strength-of-each-soldier/
  • M. Night Shyamalan was right!

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Local Fuckwit Makes It All About Him

    theshovel.com.au /2026/07/20/local-fuckwit-makes-it-all-about-him/
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual

    theonion.com /tate-brothers-vehemently-deny-they-did-anything-consensual/
  • Palaeontology 🦖 @mander.xyz

    New web tool maps fossil locations across ancient continents in seconds

    phys.org /news/2026-07-web-tool-fossil-ancient-continents.html
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Trump Insists Frequent Naps Necessary To Protect U.S. Interests In Dreamland

    theonion.com /trump-insists-frequent-naps-necessary-to-protect-u-s-interests-in-dreamland/