Jimothy is not real. He is a poltergeist of the latter Obama years. It is the combined angst of millennials trying to manifest the 2010-2020 era into a living being. Another wholesome chungus harambe

animal spirit to cling to in dark times. It is no coincidence he is in the PNW, which is just millennial Florida. He is a psychic event. Do not approach him. If you see Jimothy, shout that 90s is over. Tell him that you can't cross the same river twice. Slaughter a beanie baby and burn its innards, the acrid smoke of burning nostalgia will drive him away. Beware those who bear his mark, curse them by telling them they can never go back home again.